this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The problem is not with that one guy who can actually do this.

The problem is with all the dumbasses who try.

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

[–] Mewtwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If people wanna pee on themselves let them

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't care about guys wetting themselves.

A huge yellow puddle, on the other hand...

[–] Getawombatupya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Am I wrong that I want to see this as an Olympic sport? It's just as legitimate as rhythmic gymnastics.

Live your dream, but clean up after yourself

[–] vd1n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure there's a video of a profession soccer player doing this that he posted to his social media or something years ago.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The law of finite bladder means that you will eventually pee on yourself right?