Keanu, this is your time.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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He was really impersonating a cop, then.
Yep, 100% standard cop behavior.
Your moderately to barely trained dog acting totally normally to intimidating new people?
Potential lethal threat, the sentence is death.
Our highly trained service canine?
Well he/she's an officer of the law, so when we directly command one to attack you, you can't defend yourself because they have more rights than you do, citizen.
They. He/she is just clunky.
Method acting.
Alright, I was angry before but now I'm fucking pissed.
Anyone fact check this? Smells like bullshit coming out several days later.
Well, I checked. Yeah. It's true. Can't find many details. Seems he was wounded and later euthanized?
Here's a few more details about the adorable Gilbert Hortman, another canine victim of MAGA gun violence.
Oh, come on. Gilbert is the goodest boy I have ever seen.
Straight to gulag for that man.