this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I'll see you in about 10 years."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

One!

Of us!

Is wearing!

A push up bra!

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[shoe squeaking intensifies]

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

[–] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Weeooweeeoo

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

[–] Spot@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I shall change my name to... Betty.

[–] kholby@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

But... isn't Betty...a woman's name?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Does a power kick to the child's chest ..... yes he may return to his studies

Worf: .... these instructors are way too lenient

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Tiger... Birdie...

[–] HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

"What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? ... My ass!!"

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm coming!

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something. I don't understand anything going on in this thread.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It's a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

"Kick it"? (Rap beat starts playing)