God I hope you're right.
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Forgot to shit on Chet Holmgren, but fuck he's awkward and frail as he is ugly and bad at basketball. Like if he wasn't 7 foot that Amish fuckboy looking-ass would be at a burnt-grass park selling vapes to kids.
Chet is too weak to properly do the center-position basics and is too slow and clumsy to overcompensate. Like damn at least Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot really well. When it rains it pours because OKC is garbage at passing, so Chet can't even do his on-floor alley-oops, which is the only thing he does excel at. He also gets inside his own head the most and has a piss-poor motor so prepare for him to break the hearts of everyone in the stadium at the fourth quarter.
Chet's out there not even taking space because he's just a stretched out middle school doofus.
while wemby is pretending to be a Buddhist monk for clout, chet will be getting his first ring
My copium, as someone foolish enough to be a Hawks fan:
The Pacers will win, and Trae Young will take Haliburton's ring as a personal affront. Next season he will go on his own Narrative Obliteration Tour and will show up to training camp five inches taller. He will stop making dumbass turnovers and will facilitate Jalen Johnson's ascension into an All-NBA player. In the playoffs the Hawks will defeat the Knicks so badly that they will play the Knicks again and sweep them for a second time while waiting for their next opponent to finish a grueling seven-game series. Unfortunately, Trae will strain an oblique while taunting the MSG crowd at the moment of his greatest triumph and the Hawks will lose in the conference finals.
well well well!
this is unimpeachably correct
cope.
The whole reason why they play so well at home is because of the lower pressure of the environment. In a game 7 of a finals that shit won't matter, everyone is at maximum pressure and besides like Shai and Caruso, every Thunder player crumbles, including their lame coach.
game 7 is a removed pacers roleplayers (entire team) will wilt playing away.
NBA finals game sevens are historically kind of bad offensively.
still a removed but if that's the case, probably the team with a generational iso-scorer, and not a team of frauds who can't create their own shots, will win.
Lastly, Indiana wins the token white boy war with TJ McConnell.
Hartenstein, Chet, Caruso are better white boys. TJ will be a ghost without his daddy sucking him off in the stands.
mostly: as the luka trade, draft, and Lakers sale have shown, silver will slam his fat alien thumbs on the scale for league profits. the league needs an american star, and SGA gets minted (not haliburton who is ugly and viscerally unsettling)
wow, beware to Max Stirner posters and halloween posters and posters who are talking about Roth's the Human Stain-- you can't post "removed" lol.