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submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rareinsults@lemmy.world

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[–] Ushmel@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called testosterone gut/belly. They're all on steroids and they're all pushing 60+.

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh really? I thought it was booze.

Who are the other two cunts anyway?

[–] Ushmel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's probably booze too. None of these guys are healthy at all. I haven't any idea who the other two are lol

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sucking in the gut or girdle.

[–] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"Peak performance"

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guy on the right built like a cybertruck

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro looks like a Zach Galifianakis character

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My man’s haircut makes him look like a French Spaniel

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

[–] Hiphophorrah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Don't know if I've ever seen a picture wherin the photographer more clearly said "suck in that gut."