My parents wanted serotonin, so they had a baby. now i am forced to wage slave for the worst of us. : shitposting

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is it really for them or more due to your serotonin addiction?

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You mean the workforce gives people serotonin? I need to talk to HR.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

I started my own construction company and it still feels like slavery honestly.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do you really need the vasectomy, though. You seem like the... ...you know? Type.

[+] Lucky_777@lemmy.world -8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Better to experience <100 years of life than die a short death in someones mouth, sock, or ass.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have to go to work

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hahaha, thats fair!

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TIL there is such a thing as an ass soul.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Probably swims for a bit, but the highways all wrong. Not what they practiced for.