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1 6 8 4 3 2 7 5

3, 4, 2, 8, 6, 1, 7, 5. Because tots are absolutely immaculate, and sweet potatos (tho good when roasted) are simply not the same kind of satisfying guilty pleasure as the rest.

2, the rest of the list.

3>2>4>6…

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1 > 2 > 5 > 8 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7

Chips?

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Best to worst: 83752461

I would like onion rings but shaped like curly fries #2

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8-1-ill order something else

2, 8, [1/6], [3/4/7], 5

So, shoestring and wedges have such a huge range of quality, there are so many ambiguities here!

Not zigzags though. Zigzags can get fucked.

Edit: But really. Trash shoestrings are tue most trash. If you can get the oil hot enough, or do the double drop trick, you get one of the best stand alone fries, but they arent good for dipping in much more than ketchup, and you cant, like, put cheese on them or anything. You need more substantial fries for that. Wedges are similarly niche in the other direction, and the quality of their preparation varies widely.

Edit: replace zigzags with fried zucchini or mushrooms or mozzarella sticks. Then that slot is back in contention.

3 –> 1 –> 4 –> 2 –> 6 –> 8 –> 7 –> 5

8, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7.

The rest are not worthy.

Edible tier:

• Sweet Potato      
• Onion rings        
• Curly     
• Shoestring + tots (tie)      

Garbage Tier:

• Wedges       
• Crinkle cut ("zigzag")        
• Waffle fries (does anyone actually like these?)

Everyone else is wrong. Yes, even you.