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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Are people touchy about Tornadoes?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Midwest here.

a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumbitches I shoot at it.

the only good tornado is a dead tornado.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean like storm chasers.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

like riders on the storm?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago

Not the "getting laid" vibe.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 8 points 5 days ago

5 beers / hour

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

including the Titanic

B-b-but...

Oh, relax - your heart will go on.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Why do people care about incomes and jobs when they date? What do you care how much money i make, you ain’t getting any of it. My job is my way of making money and in no way reflects my personality in any way, so I don’t even like talking about work and capitalism on a date.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Ideally in the future it will build into a partnership where it will matter.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Probably people who are looking to form a long term committed relationship where resources will be shared.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world -4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Some people wanna live good lives, there is no other way of saying this! Is it unabashed to openly have this in your list of criteria? It is

One of the very few, but strong reasons I don’t have long term relationships with woman! I would recommend for you to look up femboys OwO

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

strong possibility they work in cybersecurity or IT too

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And use arch linux. Deeply considering going this way :3.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I must ask that you wear proper protection!Yoir health must take precedent!

https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/hdmqmk/femboy_starter_pack/

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It’s fine for long term but I see it even in people who advertise they’re only looking for casual, and to be fair it only seems to be an issue if you’re a man. If a woman is a dog groomer making minimum wage, she’ll look down at a guy making slightly more. Tbf I’ve only dated women and not in a while, but I always found that society cares more about a man’s pay when it comes to dating

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[–] M137@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago

Yeah, not being a kid and knowing enough about Five Nights at Freddy's is a major red flag, good that he recognises that (but still bad that he even has to in the first place).

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