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A question to keep in mind when cooking today (startrek.website)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I read that three times and still feel like I’m having a stroke.

[–] Dewbs84@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

Okay so I’m not the only one, ty

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why's he being so god damned sexual about whatever the hell that meant?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s oven at nothing like all

Like all

Like all

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Sturpid smexy Arbuckle

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Jon Arbuckle exudes a sensual energy that cannot be contained. He's pure sexual dynamite.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

I'm sorry, Jon, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] Knitwear@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

gas turned up a little high on your oven there Jon

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

Aneurysm & Dementia Posting

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I don't appreciate the seductive look this man is giving his cat and have called the authorities.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

What...what are you doing step-turkey?

[–] rarely@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

stupid sexy jim

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I really have to read which community I'm in before reading some posts. It hurt my brain trying to figure this out until I realized where this post was.

[–] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

Read this five times and can't make sense of it, gonna pour another coffee and try later.

Also, if Jim gets stuck in that oven, that's some weirdass kinky porn, brah.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sudo dd if=~/pie of=/dev/oven bs=20 status=progress

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

@snaptastic would find this comment relevant, I bet.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The lemmy legend has found this community. My life has meaning now

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

This community physically pains me. It's great, lol.

I've subbed and will send any relevant posts this way if I come across them!

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this isn't an edit?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

No, it's an edit. Few years old meme when a genius threw a nonsense copy pasta onto a comic strip and this gem was born. I still have no idea what the original says, but probably something boring about lasagna.