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Majestic Fortress (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 7 months ago by Masimatutu@mander.xyz to c/comics@lemmy.ml

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A four-panel comic.

  1. A king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, 'Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.'
  2. His servant with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, 'But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.'
  3. The king stands atop the castle, confidently declaring, 'Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.' In the background, a warrior charges at the castle, yelling 'RAAAA!'
  4. The charging warrior bounces off the castle wall with a 'BOING!' sound effect. The servant comments, 'Genius, my lord.'

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[-] maquise@ttrpg.network 13 points 7 months ago

Player: I unleash an army of ants at the marshmallow castle.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 8 points 7 months ago

I cast industrial strength campfire.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Ants? I unleash the NYC school district's kids on the castle.

[-] Omnificer@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Might need to focus group the castle design with enemies who don't charge directly at a wall.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Is there even such a thing?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah? Unless he's princess bubblegum, I'm pretty sure someone else built it.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Problem. If a siege starts, population will eat the walls

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Someone's gonna Smore that shit!

[-] ShoggothRights@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Stack 'em to the heavens!

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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