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Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago

Yup! Every time we add a new technology, the old does not go away. We just have more (gestures wildly) everything.

When picking a career specialization, don't abandon all the old stuff. Some of it makes a lucrative career after others have moved on (HPC, COBOL, on-site servers).

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Js is dead use php!

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ASP.net web forms were ahead of their time. I miss them every time I have to use modern js frontends.

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[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Magic quotes were the single biggest mistake I've ever seen any language standard make.

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