One of my girl cats was literally named Girl Cat.
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The stray calico kitten that hangs out on my porch and in front of my front door I named Princess because she is regal and demanding.
Well I guess if we're just throwing out cat names we've used
Boy: Rocky, Guardian, Scout, Peewee, Houdini, Big Boy
Girl: Socks, Magellan, Diva, Leia, Izzie, Ozzie, Fireball, Ditto, Belle, Oreo
I just kept the names from the shelter, in case the cats were used to them already.
When I was a kid our kitten was a rescue my mother brought home from the place she took horseback riding lessons - the kitten got stuck inside the chip machine's coin box, so it works more whenever you fed the machine coins.
We ended up giving her the oh-so-original name snowball. Then her colors came in and we discovered her to be a calico. Oops. Kitty it is then. RIP kitty.
I think I call mine kitty or kitten most the time, she's like 8 years old.
Girl cats: Himalaya, Sable, Shasta, Ka'ala, Pixel, Dingdong, Biscuits&Gravy, Wanda, Palomar (minsser)
Boy Cats: Mao, Theobroma (theo), Mr. 305, Buster, Britches, Cowcat, Tomlinson, Noodle, Handsome, Millie
I named by boy Willow, because he had very long limbs and tail, reminded me of the tree. the petsmart employee thought it was weird tho and only wrote 'Will' down on the form
Will O, the Wisp-y tail
Damnit it's true. My female cat's name is Aurora (Bora Alice) and my last male was simply named Siatie (c a t)
My old friend had a male cat he named Leonidas.
Yes, he got him shortly after 300 came out, rofl.
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...goes SCHWAH SCHWAH SCHWAH
I named my girl Selune... I guess I'm basic D=
I've had cats named Baldr, Hermóðr, Grendel, and Wotan. I've currently got a Valkyrie, Brynhildr, Freyja, and Freya (we got Freya when she was a year old because her owner couldn't keep her, and we already had Frejya, so...). But our current boy cats are Svartur ('cuz he's black), Robert, and Charlie.
Counter argument: Potato and Spacy
My 2 boy cats:
- Named after a character in LotR
- Named after a kind of cheese
My buddy for 17 years, since passed - Bailey (because he was a tabby with a belly the same color of Bailey's Irish Cream.
My current littermates, brother and sister:
Girl: Willett Boy: Scout
Both named after bourbons - Willett and Smooth Ambler Old Scout.
Our house is princesses for the girls and weapons for the boys.
Please tell me you have a cat named Glock. Or Smith & Wesson.
Our girl cat is Dweezil. Close enough.
Mine are two girl cats: Moose and Yeti. Moose is fluffy, majestic and too spart. Yeti is a dumb little angle baby