this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 137 points 11 months ago (16 children)

girl asks him why he's mad, he gets mad. You were played son

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you walk around work looking mad all the time people think you’re busy and leave you alone. Win win.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ah, yes, the Costanza method

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I see you, my rbf brother.

[–] notapantsday@feddit.de 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some people just don't know how to start a conversation and will say anything that comes to their head.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or, they’ll be like the OP and just ignore a new coworker entirely and never even say hello, which is also kinda rude and makes people think you’re mad all the time.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago (11 children)

maybe they're introverted and want to avoid small talk? can't blame them

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or maybe they have no opportunity to interact with the new coworker.

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[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe because I don’t have to meet and greet every person in the building?

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Because I'm angry all the time

[–] fauxerious@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

some people are just really good at masking

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Maybe some case of resting bitch face?

[–] sverit@feddit.de 19 points 11 months ago

"I hate it here"

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

You are supposed to say why do you look so sexy all the time you creeper

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

A lot of people in here are the weirdos at work, it seems. Just say hello to new people and get it over with. Actually, you dont even need to say hello. Just not and smile.

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I can’t imagine saying that to somebody, not unless I knew they were going to take it ok. If he really looks mad all the time and I don’t know him, I’m going to assume anger issues and probably not try to provoke them. But if they look like that all the time and I personally know that they’re nothing like that, I guess I could raise it up with them after a long time.

In this case though it doesn’t sound like she knew him, so kinda weird. I guess some people just don’t care and just say whatever’s on their mind when it pops in.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

I think they just both have different types of autism

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Next time with Anon: "Never does anybody talk to me or show any interest in me! Also people discriminate against me, just because I am awkward in conversations!"

[–] Marsey_Enjoyer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rare 'zellig gemerald on the lemmy

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