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A restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serve (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/crazyideas@lemmy.world
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I may be a little high

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[โ€“] skvlp@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Not to worry. If you can get a step ladder for the security/waiter they can climb up and be as high as you are ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] pdxfed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Solid punchline. This would sell on a pun community.

[โ€“] Telorand@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You might be a little high, but you still did the funny.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does this restaurant guard/waiter also serve weed?

Cuz I'm all in!

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

In reality it's just so he can afford rent. Pretty soon he'll need a 3rd job.

[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wait staff is also trained to shield you with their bodies in case a food fight breaks out.