But they probably have a hunch
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Their cardiologist knows
They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
It's more than a feeling.
When I hear that old song they used to play.
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
I'm speechless.
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢
I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.
They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
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you know what post you opened the comments on
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This is the champion mayo-fiend
Or this guy?
What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.
Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.
Beautiful 👏
the one person who downvoted you is uncultured
Kenny
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
Yes I'm Dutch...😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.
So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.
And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.
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Mayonnaise Georg
Hint: it's not me.
I know Who Is It
I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me
I’m pretty certain it’s not me
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
She knows.
They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.
Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.
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