A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Sorta, except the hole puncher gives you a compartment where the confetti goes.
Hydraulic press is a bit like being a kid and sticking things under the bus tyres to see what happens. A watch may be folded in half and embedded in the bitumen for example.
It's a giant hole puncher without a hole