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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 108 points 11 months ago

Just send the pic to mom with the caption "you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!"

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[–] marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 11 months ago

I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 21 points 11 months ago

You really need to find a new ice cream shop

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

a) salty and sweet is a good mix

b) you get the nuts anyway for free

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But I bought you a gun rack...

[–] Jasonw911@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

[–] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.

We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps you just picked the wrong person.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

i hope you waited to at least 5th grade to get married

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No shit! How did you get to that conclusion?!!!!

(I'm joking. I agree with you.)

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I had to run the last of my brain cells for that conclusion.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married in the 3rd grade.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aww, the poor, poor imaginary jilted wannabe gf.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.

[–] averyfalken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry even not reversing that's creepy and unhealthy