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Anon meets a poser (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It's like zen crack for my brain.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 14 points 10 months ago

I’m a fan of Karl Jobst as well

[–] youngGoku@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Poser, bet she plays candy crush.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records

[–] EnmaAi22@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.

[–] EnmaAi22@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

In America? Impossible. Can't even get that on the DNM.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That girls name?

Matt Turk.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

speedrunned that date and then speed ran away

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Summoning Salt is legit!

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Obligatory link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XkKufyIiAY

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

So now I'm watching that video and enjoying it way too much, thanks anon, I hate you

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

nah there isn't any difference between playing a video game and watching it.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But if you play games u gotta enjoy summoning salt. I feel like I'd enjoy it even if I didn't game.

[–] nLuLukna@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I can vouch for that - considering that's exactly what I did for ages.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fewer distractions while you watch history

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
  • be anon
  • like the vidyaz
  • meet girl who likes the vidyaz
  • invite her over
  • don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
  • play a YouTube video about vidyaz
  • ignore the vidyaz
  • girl naturally gets bored and jets
  • anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then

guess anon’s a fucking idiot then