this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
219 points (85.2% liked)

Asklemmy

47762 readers
557 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy ๐Ÿ”

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

(page 7) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

[โ€“] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

[โ€“] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] rich@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] Sim@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

[โ€“] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

Me passionate about life!

[โ€“] redpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[โ€“] radiated@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Serval@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

[โ€“] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[โ€“] r2vq@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[โ€“] zeusbottom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

High school nickname.

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] KDE@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago

Kde plasma archlinux

[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

[โ€“] BeepStreet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

BeepStreet is fan of Squarepusher, likes Beep Street song. BeepStreet will listen to Mr Moon. itsmistermoon will listen to Beep Street?

[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 2 years ago

itsmistermoon is listening to Beep Street right now, finds it pretty good

[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[โ€“] init@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

[โ€“] Fwow13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fwow13 > Fwow12

[โ€“] evatronic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sound like scene in muppets movie

[โ€“] Ranolden@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I clicked the "random" button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

[โ€“] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Am pretty lazy.

[โ€“] tastysnacks@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Tasty snacks good

[โ€“] dualcoreduron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Eric explosively good name.

[โ€“] TruTollTroll@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

[โ€“] atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Googled random stuff to trick people.

[โ€“] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Abbreviated alias

[โ€“] u202307011927@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

@u202307011927@feddit.de is selfexplanatory some people believe. Timestamp of cake day

[โ€“] Leah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

only my first name, makes it harder to connect accounts or google

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Osirus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago
load more comments
view more: โ€น prev next โ€บ