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[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I love the two laptops, nice touch. You really need two to code this hard!

Guaranteed cope. Cope that's desperately trying to sell you AI, because it's bleeding money.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay.

Get him on a call with a customer to explain why their payroll is broken.

That should be fun.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

Easy. Just transcribe the call straight into cursor

Should just work, right? Right?

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you think society will collapse before these companies have to start tearing out all this AI written shit from their codebases? It would be nice to have some employment opportunities to look forward to.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI code is going to be like computer's DNA introns where nobody knows what the fuck any of it even does except some of it will actually be critically important code that works for reasons literally nobody can understand without being a goddamn AI archaeologist

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The rest of my career is going to be joining startups a couple years in and gradually refactoring their AI fueled spaghetti, isn’t it?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You want to do opposite of what your username suggests?

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

aI-nAtIvE tEnX

What an obnoxious buzzword bro

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why he's a cracked developer. Already broken under the heel of his capitalist overlord.

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But not his job right? He alone is far too valuable to be replaced by an IDE. /s

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[–] Alxe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't the poster look underage as well?

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[–] Psyhackological@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

I hope he didn't use Claude because oh boy it maybe costed more than a real developer.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings

I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Just write the AI to accept non deterministic outcomes, slap it on its ass, and push it into production.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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