Keep bending down and kiss the ring, Tim. You're not low enough, keep going...
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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Do stocks go up from such a cringe-move?
Apple stock did, and unfortunately it even makes sense why. Considering how self-centered Trump is, and how easily swayed he can be by a literal shiny rock being given to him, this was probably a legitimately good trade for Apple.
They spend some money on a gold brick with some laser-cut glass, and the president of the entire country either gives them preferential treatment, or simply doesn't take any more extreme actions he was planning to take against them.
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This is why when the whole media world rushed to protect him when he came out of the closet as gay was total and utter bullshit. He wasn't brave and he doesn't give one hot damn about the gay community clearly.
So now that apple bent the knee can people finally stop buying apple shit?
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US oligarchs are friends with regime?
Time to boycott Apple just like everybody decided to boycott Target and Amazon for bending over.
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Imagine if the CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world didnt bend over and spread cheeks for a cock so small Donald has to... employ the services of paedos like Jeffery Epstein...?
Donald is suspected of being a paedophile. Yet people still bend the knee like this. I tell you, when it finally comes out, I hope everyone remembers who was happy to continue kissing his ass. Fuck you, Tim.
An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.
Lmao I hope it's fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base
Just suck him off already, you fucks. Come on commit!
Fuck you Tim Cook
I can't watch, the cringe is overpowering.
A set of shiny keys dangled in his face so he forgets about demanding a US-made Iphone.
Fucking gross.
Just a normal day in Trumplandia. You have to suck the King’s dick to stay alive!