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[–] Hegar@kbin.social 67 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we're seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

[–] Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West...

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 11 months ago

You know, morons.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 53 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Naw, a bunch of stickers of bands, states visited, funny shit, or 4wd trails is cool. (Like ok maybe they have ADHD like me or something). A bunch of political bumper stickers is someone who probably needs to ignore the news for a while.

But custom applied lettering forming unhinged screeds is, more likely than not, a condemnation of the government's failure to provide readily accessible treatment for mental illness.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This explains a lot about my soon to be ex wife. Her van is almost completely covered in them

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why does she do it, has she given a reason or anything?

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He knew not to stick his dick in crazy. So he nailed it.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Never half ass it. Get that whole ass.

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[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you're just shouting out into the world.

For example, there's this person I see around my town whose license plate is "2HOUSES". So you're advertising to potential thieves that you're rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you're definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you're also and just making a target of yourself.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lead poisoning I'm guessing, or a mental illness.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

Those aren't mutually exclusive

[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

My plate isn't 2 HOUSES, it's 2 HO USES.

[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

You need a sturdier ho then, sir!

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Analog aneurysm, nice catch

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Analdog aneurysm. It's all starting to make sense

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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

This is some "infowarrior rides" type shit.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

PERVERT NO DOGS

CANCER IN

HOUSE

CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CHANCE THAN

SILVERADO YOU AN ME

[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What possesses people to write this sort of shit on their cars.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He probably lost someone too early and needed something to blame.

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I wasn't expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.

[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hansl@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Grief/Trauma can be expressed in multiple forms. Don’t be so quick to judge.

[–] r9seng@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They googled tongue, but not nose, pervert, etc.

You'll see shit like "industrialization" right next to something like "thu"... Ain't nobody googling how to spell the easy stuff...

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's only after reading your comment that I understood they had meant something different than "pervert".

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

CANCER DOG ^TURD

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Free parking with 100 or more insane stickers! Order now!

High in demand is the new "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus" 2023 edition.

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Oh my god I remember that too

[–] rarely@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

it really makes you think

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

In all fairness to them, dogs do have themselves a type of transmissible cancer known as CTVT (or TVT), but last I knew it's not transmissible to humans, and it would be very difficult for it to become so.

Of all the diseases you could worry about getting from your dog, cancer is not one of them.

[–] Nipplecreek@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can't spell prevent or nose correctly

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

90% certain "pervert cancer" is just a standard dutch curse

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone should let them know cancer isn't contagious.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

is spread by tumor cells getting passed from dog to dog

Indeed, but no mention of dog-to-human transmission.

There's also the infamous Tasmanian Devil facial tumour disease. It is also transmissible, mainly because a population bottleneck has reduced the genetic diversity of Tasmanian Devils to the point where their immune systems have trouble telling each other's cells apart.

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