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[-] Hegar@kbin.social 64 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we're seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

[-] Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz 25 points 7 months ago

...just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West...

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 7 months ago

You know, morons.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 52 points 7 months ago

The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Naw, a bunch of stickers of bands, states visited, funny shit, or 4wd trails is cool. (Like ok maybe they have ADHD like me or something). A bunch of political bumper stickers is someone who probably needs to ignore the news for a while.

But custom applied lettering forming unhinged screeds is, more likely than not, a condemnation of the government's failure to provide readily accessible treatment for mental illness.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

This explains a lot about my soon to be ex wife. Her van is almost completely covered in them

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Why does she do it, has she given a reason or anything?

[-] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago
[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago
[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

He knew not to stick his dick in crazy. So he nailed it.

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[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 40 points 7 months ago

I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you're just shouting out into the world.

For example, there's this person I see around my town whose license plate is "2HOUSES". So you're advertising to potential thieves that you're rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you're definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you're also and just making a target of yourself.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Lead poisoning I'm guessing, or a mental illness.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Those aren't mutually exclusive

[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My plate isn't 2 HOUSES, it's 2 HO USES.

[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

You need a sturdier ho then, sir!

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago

Analog aneurysm, nice catch

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Analdog aneurysm. It's all starting to make sense

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[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

This is some "infowarrior rides" type shit.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

PERVERT NO DOGS

CANCER IN

HOUSE

CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CHANCE THAN

SILVERADO YOU AN ME

[-] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

What possesses people to write this sort of shit on their cars.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

He probably lost someone too early and needed something to blame.

[-] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I wasn't expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.

[-] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago
[-] hansl@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Grief/Trauma can be expressed in multiple forms. Don’t be so quick to judge.

[-] r9seng@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

They googled tongue, but not nose, pervert, etc.

You'll see shit like "industrialization" right next to something like "thu"... Ain't nobody googling how to spell the easy stuff...

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

It's only after reading your comment that I understood they had meant something different than "pervert".

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[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

CANCER DOG ^TURD

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Free parking with 100 or more insane stickers! Order now!

High in demand is the new "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus" 2023 edition.

[-] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Oh my god I remember that too

[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

it really makes you think

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

In all fairness to them, dogs do have themselves a type of transmissible cancer known as CTVT (or TVT), but last I knew it's not transmissible to humans, and it would be very difficult for it to become so.

Of all the diseases you could worry about getting from your dog, cancer is not one of them.

[-] Nipplecreek@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can't spell prevent or nose correctly

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago

90% certain "pervert cancer" is just a standard dutch curse

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Someone should let them know cancer isn't contagious.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago
[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

is spread by tumor cells getting passed from dog to dog

Indeed, but no mention of dog-to-human transmission.

There's also the infamous Tasmanian Devil facial tumour disease. It is also transmissible, mainly because a population bottleneck has reduced the genetic diversity of Tasmanian Devils to the point where their immune systems have trouble telling each other's cells apart.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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