With blackout curtains, in a nice cool room, with gentle thunder in the far distance.
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I got air con last year. Found excellent black out blinds this summer. Have a good white noise/nature sounds app on my phone..... And then the kids start fighting at 8am so I've got to jump out of bed anyway.
As if my body cares.
god i wish that was me
As someone who's chronically disabled and have no sleep schedule, it's actually pretty horrible not having a dedicated time to wake up. Every day tends to blur and merge into each other.