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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

A food the French took from the island of Minorca, Spain.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is the petty level of american campism and 'news'
Tomorrow at 8, watch the spectacular 2 hour documentary: "Orange man uses wrong fork at formal dinner!"

[–] blaze@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago

"What Undercover Brother said was true"

  • My wife

Surprising...(checks notes)...nobody.

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

[–] Tollana1234567 2 points 4 weeks ago

he huffs and snort it, while hotboxing it.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So Elon was just a different form of the mayo?

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why does she look like his sister?

[–] Ton@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He does have a wife? That's the news here...

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Rumor has it, she's why Elon musk had that black eye a month or two ago. Elon was trying to hit on her and Stephen gave him a black eye.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they're not the same thing. But one is objectively better.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Profoundly weird people.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

The mark of the beast

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's fucking disgusting.

[–] BarneyPiccolo 3 points 3 weeks ago

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller

[–] BarneyPiccolo 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever, she's married to him, so that's proof that she's a pig.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That tracks

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