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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paint police instead? /silly

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

I know what you meant, but arguably this does make them the Paint Police.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Speaking as a foreigner, this shit is so profoundly pathetic, United States. Get your fucking shit together. Not only should you all be well past shitting all over the queer community, but dispatching cops to guard crosswalks in any capacity other than ensuring school kids using them safely after school should embarrass everyone on both sides of the aisle.

Edit: *safely

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

sigh

Believe me a lot of us are fully aware of how stupid this shit is. A lot of us are fully accepting of the LGBT community and welcome them with open arms. It's incredibly exhausting watching floroda (and all other deep red states and the fed) doing stupid shit like this because the theater of doing it wins them brownie points with their voters.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Good use of tax money. They should also help usher kids to factories while at it.

[–] CircuitGuy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I didn't like Florida that much when I lived there in the 80s and 90s. It sounds like it's gotten worse.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Last guy, we're gonna keep coming back. 👍

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Id ask what's stopping people from standing in the vicinity with a big box of chalk but thats probably a great way to get chalk made illegal.

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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gotta keep those crosswalks from being too gay!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where are the straights supposed to cross 😡

/s

[–] exu@feditown.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not a straightwalk, it's a crosswalk.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Hold the cops down and paint them then

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my town, they said the rainbow colors are not the state description of crosswalks, might actually, effectively, erase the legal crosswalk, are confusing to drivers, and would increase pedestrian deaths. There's always some bullshit rationalization for being the worst possible person.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Marking the first time they probably have ever given a shit about a pedestrian death

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goddammit, I thought this was going to be an Onion type article. It wasn't.

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