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[–] Davel23@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

I had a therapist once who absolutely would not shut up. I could barely get a word in edgewise. Fortunately he was only temporary.

[–] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had not realized there was an Onion instance here on Lemmy until a week ago. I'm a better person now!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh? Where are you seeing that in this post? OP is from a startrek instance, and nothing about this post & no one in the comments has any association with an onion instance 🤔❓

[–] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I use Eternity for Lemmy and can see both OP's name and the instance where it is being posted, in this case The Onion@midwest.social

Wait theres an onion instance! How have I not seen that yet

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Pure gold, I feel this way during my therapy sessions.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is actually not that uncommon.

[–] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(pssst hey that's the joke)

I think I do it at least 2-3 times a session