"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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Nice dig at Target.
Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.