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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It (www.theonion.com)
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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.

[–] Iwasondigg@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Nice dig at Target.

[–] ByteWizard@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.

Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?

[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.