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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

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Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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A Vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door.

Before I could speak he tipped a bucket of dog poop over my carpet and said: "If this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of it, I'll personally eat what's left."

I replied: "I hope you're hungry because they cut off my electric this morning"

Originally posted to Reddit by Van_De_Lisme

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