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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

NO:

Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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A young boy enters a barber shop. (seattlelunarsociety.org)
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

Originally posted to Reddit by applegenius24

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