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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 133 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 78 points 10 months ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[–] cat@catgirl.pub 122 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 75 points 10 months ago

1

(I want to post this for the joke, but full-body latex feels a little hotter atm)

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 35 points 10 months ago

Thighs is life

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 10 months ago

They both activate my neurons for me. I'm also gay af

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta be honest, tights are also great, and I wanna see more of them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Assume you mean on men? Hard to find women not wearing them these days (I'm including yoga pants as tights-perhaps that's not what you mean though?)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

I actually meant in art, but yeah, on men / boys they'd be great too.

In art like this it always tends to be thigh highs

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, who tf would wear an unitard like that on top

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman 2: I've got a message from you.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Pfeiffer woke a bunch of kids the fuck up with that movie

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one tard to rule them all.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Very tight onesie minus the soles.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Hm, ok.. weird

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

But cat burglars!

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Is this like how seeing just a bit of ankle in ye olde times made men crazy?