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Biden Campaign Tugs At Voters’ Heartstrings With New Ad Showing Candidate Eating All Alone At Olive Garden (www.theonion.com)

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aww ok, I've been won over. Just look at how sad the poor guy is.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I've been won joever

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It looks like he fell asleep; eighty-one year old people do that sometimes. It is quite sad that we're forced to raid retirement homes to find Presidents these days.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really wish there was a video to accompany this article. Would have been hilarious.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Who needs a video when you have a beautiful vivid description?

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago