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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

the children yearn for the mines

[–] presbypenguin@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 2 points 2 years ago

The United States in general.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

If God didn't want them to work why did he make their little hands so useful?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Those chimneys aren't going to sweep themselves, are they?

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Snowpiercer be like

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Sometimes the parts go extinct, but you make do with what you've got