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[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.

[–] lukzak@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just goes to show - there is literally no way to keep siblings from arguing over nothing lol

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 11 months ago

Exactly 😄

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

You split, I pick. This is the way.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

true story

Shit, this one i didnt miss at all

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme

[–] amio@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Attempted comedy homicide

[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?

If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.

[–] razrabotka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

And that kids is How I Met Your Memer

[–] BobVersionFour@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.

[–] secret301@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago