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[–] Aerictus@kbin.social 193 points 1 year ago (6 children)

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[–] intelati@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[–] Kronlid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[–] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People hate what they do not understand

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The Circle of Life.

[–] Gelcube69@reddthat.com 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grapes don't get you high though

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah you're just not doing it right

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

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[–] RealM@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no menthol in ice cream

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] donuts@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

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[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[–] victron@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[–] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[–] Ranman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[–] PepeGodzilla@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

this is only true before eight.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, most brands remove the timelock compound as it can negatively affect shelf life if not properly stabilised.

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[–] jabib@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[–] donuts@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[–] jabib@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

But how how know get enough

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You listen here you little shit...

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