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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

you know when life has really sunk you into a deep pit of despair and depression?

When you can't even conjure being horny.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Ooh hey 👋 that's me for the past 8 years!

[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just want a hug. More than anything else, I just want someone outside of my family to find me desirable and want to spend their time with me.

The sex can come later. I don't even really want the sex. It's that physical intimacy that I want. Someone who will just give me hugs without me worring about whether or not I'm making them uncomfortable.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

Exactly. Cuddling > sex

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ive managed to convince my horny to go fuck itself and it succeeded

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My horny doesn't bend that way, but god damnit I've tried

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You gotta believe neo ffzkp-2873744832

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Life is hard.

And so am I.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Winter is coming

And so am I

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's Hornée. It's French.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

Mind the pedestrian, Richard!

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

It's different for me. In my worst moments, the thought of sex is one of the most beautiful and positive I can grasp.

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Contort3860@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 11 months ago

So stop playing with it.