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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

No Deuce December

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Also constipation.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

🎡 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎡

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 9 months ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

This is a great format

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You monster

I cast THE GAME

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

Fuck you why does that work

[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

more plz

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