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Solidarity (startrek.website)

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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Humanity isn't doomed yet.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You doubt my powers.

[–] Prater@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Care to provide a demonstration?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a great magician! Your clothes are now red!

[–] Prater@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How TF have you done that!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

all is possible through the power of Christ. Also I gave you drugs.

[–] Prater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

1000002616

You truly are a powerful man.

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Even if she texted him, he wouldn't have answered back, as he died 2 years ago.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

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a friend and I were in a public washroom at a bar last night and she said "shit I want to text my ex" and 3 different girls in the bathroom stalls screamed out "don't fucking text your ex"

dumbassfrog

modern day greek chorus

[+] NaoPb@eviltoast.org -19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And then everybody clapped.

Also, shouldn't it just be a public restroom, OR a restroom at a bar?

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Girls are notoriously sweet and communal while drunk in bar restrooms. This definitely could have happened. Some of my best memories while drunk are going to the bathroom, no lie. I've never felt more loved, supported, or beautiful than when I'm with some other random drunk girls in a bathroom 😂

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a man, I always suspected there's some secret to women's restrooms, and I feel like I finally found out.

Men mostly studiously pretend the others don't exist. I am kind of envious.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To be fair, it's not normally like that in most places and situations! Most of the time we just do our business and carry on (unless you're hanging out with a friend group who all had to pee at once). But something magical happens when a bunch of girls are drunk in a bathroom, I don't know how to explain it lol.

Maybe because we're all more aware of each other's comfort levels, being in a potentially dangerous situation (drunk in public around a bunch of strangers) unless we all look out for each other? I'm not really sure. It is pretty nice, whatever it is.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

I think part of it is that the bathroom feels inherently a bit of a refuge. Like if you've snogged someone and you're not sure how your lipstick's holding up? Bathroom. If the waistband of your tights started rolling down during dancing, then off to the bathroom. Even if I'm just going in for a pee, there's a sense of relief when I enter a nightclub bathroom, not least of all because it's usually quieter.

Sometimes I might go to the bathroom just for the quiet and some cool water on my wrists, and usually there'll be people hanging out there, either waiting for friends, or reapplying make-up. I think it's a self reinforcing cycle, where because the women's bathroom is a social space in itself, then that makes it an acceptable place to just hang out for a breather, making conversation with random people there. With men's toilets however, there's no-one to strike up a conversation with really, because it's a quick, in and out procedure, and thus it would probably be seen as weird to be hanging out there

[–] feminalpanda@lemmings.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hell, even not drunk. I took my daughter into the theater bathroom during paw patrol and she started singing the ABCs, had 2 other women singing with her. It was a hoot