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[-] chaosppe@lemmy.world 107 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You're not dating anyone if you're paying them, you're just a client.

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 39 points 6 months ago

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 33 points 6 months ago

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago
[-] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Sure, I'll just head down to the gf store real quick.

[-] DreamySweet@ani.social 14 points 6 months ago

You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This is important information, thank you for sharing it

[-] DreamySweet@ani.social 3 points 6 months ago

You're welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Take me with you.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

TBH I'm on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.

I even managed to get married with someone who's way outta my league.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

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[-] gosling@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 6 months ago

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[-] gosling@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

My brother's friend was "dating" a stripper for a few months. She wouldn't see him outside the club except for meals at expensive restaurants, and she wouldn't give him free dances at the club.

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[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.

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[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Been to strip club and honestly I'd rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

I can understand why some people payed for OnlyFans when it was new, what I dont understand why people are STILL paying for OnlyFans. We are standing on the shoulders of those who layed the corner stone for OnlyFans to become lucrative enough that everybody and their grandma does it. Now I can type in any Instagram handle into DDG and the results for their siteripped OF pictures are above their official OF page.

[-] M137@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago
[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I honestly thought layed and laid, payed and paid are the same thing. I guess I learned something, thanks.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Eh I dunno I haven't been in to the onlyfans thing, but I get why creators on there make money, especially if their idiosyncrasies appeal to guys.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Be me

Uh, no thanks I'm good.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

The funniest part is that it almost certainly wasn't even her he was chatting with.

[-] AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Life is pain

NO! Life isn't pain

It's just that stupidity hurts.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

"Lik Dis If U Cry Evertim"

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