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Not even worth its time. (startrek.website)
submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] GreenEnigma@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How DARE you remind me I can see my nose.

And I can see that strange colored spot too.

Thanks.

So much.

You’re amazing.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

I like to chase my floaters around when I'm bored. Scares the coworkers.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

You looked at your nose when you read this post

spoilerYou just looked again, didn't you?

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No I didn't. My brain is still chad, even if only in that regard.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And now you're breathing manually.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you know that your tongue never rests normally in your mouth?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes it does. I've created the optimal amount of suction between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that it hangs from it comfortably, like I imagine a bat would lay in a hammock.

[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

a bat would lay in a hammock.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This picture is upside down.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i didnt, your black magic has no power over me

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks now my nose is going to annoy me for the next 30 minutes

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's almost been 30min, so I just thought I'd give you another reminder.

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My app (voyager, the same one you use) shows -1 downvoted to your comment. True legend

Edit: a screenshot of the comment I replied to, showing it has 17 upvotes and -1 downvotes

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the elusive reverse downvote!

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It still shows it!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could stop seeing my dumb big nose.