Wipe first, rinse with the bidet, then wipe again so your ass isn't soaking wet. It's really not that complex. I have no idea how it would get infected with anything, it squirts water at a distance from your...stuff.
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Is the irresistible and sublime pleasure of touching your own feces and removing them with your finger from your anus
i bidet every day and never touched my poop or anus
Doesn’t poo go everywhere?
Not sure what you mean, but might be a misunderstanding. It's not sucking water out of the bowl. It's spraying a jet of fresh water. Some will even warm it up for you. 😁😌
Yeah ,ever pressure wash anything muddy? It gets everywhere
That's a wide flat surface not a butt crack
Most of the ones I’ve seen are attachments on toilets. So you do drip, but it’s into the toilet. I haven’t had any issues with stray poo even with no pre wiping. It all drops into the toilet also. It’s a jet of water from far away, so you’re not really in contact with it to infect it.
How do you not drip back onto it?
I have only used (and own) asian or japanese style ones and its a little jet that squirts at your puckered pink starfish, water drips back into the bowl
Do you use paper too?
Yes, I have a hairy butthole and have to pat dry
How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry?
Like any other toilet seat? I don't know.
Doesn't poo go everywhere?
No, not for me, anyways.
How easy is it to get your asshole into the stream? Does it spray your butt and you need to reposition?
It's a focused stream. You can usually position them forward / back on the bidet, then you just wiggle until your butt is clean.
Seriously the best thing ever. Get one.
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If someone was preparing food for you, would you be satisfied if you saw them go to the toilet and then just wipe their hands with a piece of paper instead of washing their hands?
Tbf if I saw them just rinse with no soap I'd have similar questions.
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When you touch something dirty, do you feel cleaner when you wipe your hands off with paper or when you wash them under a sink?
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I use washcloth to dry off afterwards. I bought a cheap pack of like 50 on Amazon and keep them in a basket and wash them after each use, they definitely last the week or so between laundry loads. It may not be necessary since I think some people use the same towel several times but it’s not a big deal for me.