Then I'm perfect English he says to me: " I come from a land down under."
Which makes no sense since Brussels is in the Northern Hemisphere!
He’s not from Brussels, he’s just in Brussels. The man is originally from the land down under
He walked 500 miles and then another 500 miles just to wind up in Brussels.
With this many more interesting places within 1000 miles of Brussels, I'm guessing he's a politician, an idiot or both 
Beer, fries, and waffles. Brussels is awesome.
*flute starts playing in my head*
Oh my glob! What hav you done!?
One of the best thing about the 80s was the bands from down under coming to the US. Men At Work, AC/DC, Olivia Newton-John, INXS, and later on Midnight Oil and Kylie Minogue. I know I'm forgetting a bunch to, but man kids these days just don't have it like we did
And now we have the best-named rock band ever, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
One more that comes to my mind: Icehouse was also pretty big.
I am a man and I enjoy receiving this type of gift.
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