Leftover pizza is and always has been a valid breakfast choice, and I'm not going to be the kind of pedant who says that's fine but other pizza isn't allowed.

Completely unrelated, I ate half of a pizza for breakfast today.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I was expressly told by a reliable source that when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Listen: Beef Piano has become unstuck in time.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There are worse things to eat for breakfast.

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah, bagel bites have more vitamins and protein than donuts that's for sure. Not much in the way of fiber, but less sugar too. So overall a much better choice lol.

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 9 points 9 months ago

I have a feeling pizza rolls would be pretty popular in the shire, especially after the second breakfast hobbit leaf pipe.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I mean doesn't everyone want to burn the roof of their mouth for breakfast?

[–] Amphobet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Literally no reason why not.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

You will certainly not regret eating ten pizza bagel bites for breakfast.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I'm an adult. If I want bagel bites for breakfast, I'm having bagel bites for breakfast.

[–] miseducator@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's right there in the song: "PIZZZZZZAH IN THE MORNING. PIZZA IN THE EVENING. PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME. WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!"

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's a song?

[–] miseducator@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Behold! The song of my people!

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Been there. Not my proudest moment. But not shameful either. 6/10. Had a lot worse breakfasts.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Festivity leftovers Rules.