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Stealth games in 1981: "You have to escape from the literal fucking Nazis, who are seeking to genocide most of Europe."
Stealth games in 2019: "You are a goose"
I just got that game a few weeks ago after having somehow completely missed it. I've never laughed harder being an absolute cunt to the whole town.
I love how much I relate to this comment. That game is so silly and delightful.
what game is it?
Untitled Goose Game, currently half off on steam.
"It's a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose."
Rake in the lake!
Sold. Guess I'm getting the goose game.
Alternately, videogames now: I have a farm and it's the nicest farm of them all, and all the chickens have names and are demonstrably happy. Also I moonlight as an interior decorator for all my friends with whom I have deep personal relationships.
Just saying, we may be playing different types of games here.
The last game I played had me building a self-sufficient factory so large that I had to heavily dip into the logistics tech tree to navigate it.
The constant pollution does sort of upset the neighbors.
is it satisfactory lol
Also alternative: you must build the factory. The factory/factory/Dyson Sphere must grow. Watch out for hostiles.
Or I am a truck driver making delivery across the country, and attending to my island.
We definitely playing different games.
Nintendo is still making run, jump, eat this flower, collect the coins games and they’re still excellent.
And they play absolutely fantastic on the PC. Their own hardware - not so much.
Nintendo simps downvoting this comment as if a PC release for Nintendo games wouldn't just completely slam any Nintendo console release.
It's honestly amazing how much better it plays. Zelda TOTK drops to 5-10 fps every time you used the special powers. Meanwhile even legacy systems can hold at 30 or 60 if you mod.
The "Video Games Now" part basically describes Castlevania II.
What a horrible night to have a curse.
And Max Payne. That shit was dark.
There was sex and violence in 1980s games too!
"In 2087, generations after the devastation of a global nuclear war in 1998, a remnant force of the United States Army called the Desert Rangers operates in the Southwestern United States, acting as peacekeepers to protect fellow survivors and their descendants. A team of Desert Rangers is assigned to investigate a series of disturbances in nearby areas. Throughout the game, the rangers explore the remaining enclaves of human civilization, including a post-apocalyptic Las Vegas."
"Splatterhouse is an arcade-style sidescrolling beat 'em up with platform elements[2] in which the player controls Rick, a parapsychology college major who is trapped inside West Mansion. After his resurrection by the Terror Mask, Rick makes his way through the mansion, fighting off hordes of creatures in a vain attempt to save his girlfriend Jennifer from a grisly fate."
"The games follow Larry Laffer, a balding, double entendre-speaking, leisure suit-wearing man in his 40s. The stories generally revolve around his attempting, usually unsuccessfully, to seduce attractive young women."
1982: You are General Custer and trying to rape an American Indian woman. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge
The last game I played gave me the option to remove the vocal chords of tens of thousands of people because they annoyed someone I'd just met. That was not a "bad guy" choice.
Made me laugh quite a lot.
Missile Command is one of the darkest games out there.
Bethesda games: you are a prisoner about yo be executed
Souls-likes: you wake up in a jail cell
"Ah! Dead body!"
I personally don't mind games being like they are now so long as the story and gameplay together make the game enjoyable. It's why I, for the most part, avoid online games.
Also, I don't know about the antihero part, but the downtrodden hero trying to survive in a dystopian world immediately made me think of Brok The Investigator.
you're a downtrodden anti-hero trying to survive in a dystopian world...
Is my alarm clock the game?
fire in the hole
Play it out. Mario is a game where a plumber from New York visits a land of mushroom people who's princess is kidnapped by a dragon turtle, and he must eat mushrooms to get stronger and eat flowers to spit fireballs. In the most recent iteration, there are piranha plants that jump out of giant pipes, walk around, and do a whole song and dance number for you.
Clearly, there were a lot of drugs involved in its development.
You have crashed your spaceship in a drunken stupor. You should do genocide about it until you can build a new one.
Honestly, Mario Wonder was one of my favorite games lately.
Mark my words, Ashen-one. You shall remain among the accursed
Also video games now: You're a robot and all you know is blood is fuel and hell is full, therefore you need to kill everything you see that can bleed
Disco Elysium vibes
You just described the original Jak trilogy.
Being back arbitrary points. Well, I guess they have S-class rankings.