Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.
As a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?
Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.
🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶
Beware of tardigrades
Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
The highest rate of bear attack in the galaxy
