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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon cannot read w/o hearing Carl’s voice

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

YEAH

TONIGHT!

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't need no instructions ta know how to ROCK!

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

WHO LEFT THIS ON HEAD GAMES!?!?

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be fartin' blood tonight!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

NO HAND-BANANA, NO

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to blackmail you

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.

[–] Jiberish@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago

It's been so long I don't even know if this is an actual quote or a spoof. But it's gold either way.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep...

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Oh my God... This is my absolute favorite Carl quote, and the one I think about every time I see his face. I think we just became best friends.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna drop this bit of info here:

Adult Swim has a 24/7 stream of this show. Find it with IPTVnator :)

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

There's also https://www.toonamiaftermath.com/.

Not sure if this specific show is on there but it has a lot of older stuff.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big Gaming propanda

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Big Gaming Propane

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I work outta da home

[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

That's not anon, that's Carl Brutananadilewski

[–] Grogon@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Is this a GTA reference? I know this from something

[–] Alawami@lemmy.ml -4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Anon has no idea where to get his stuff. I trust the scene more than legit companies. Companies has done very shady shit before, never heard of the scene doing anything suspicious.

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

WHOOOOOOOOSH

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They do sadly. Not on every rip, but enough of them. It's what makes gog releases so nice.

[–] Alawami@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These are not scene releases

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Exactly the point.