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The cursive problem (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by YoorWeb@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The lemon's happy little face always gets my upvote.

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The wizard should be thankful for the protective circle or he'd be a goner

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The wizard should make the scroll take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see scroll’s manager! Make the scroll rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons! Oh, I like this guy! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

i bet he never thought anyone would summon him and this is the best day of his life

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 months ago

Unacceptable!

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

what's a clemon?

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A happy, sentient lemon.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The scroll isn't finished yet. That was supposed to say "clemontine." Also whoever wrote it can't spell.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

When life gives you lemons and you have something to do, make lemon aid.

[–] Kvan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Jerry?

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The artist definitely aged themselves in this one.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Being younger than 35?

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm 41 and can barely read cursive, I learned it and then it never came up again...

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

I'm 25, I only know to write cursive.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Do you just print (not cursive writing) everything? Is your signature printed or cursive?

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Print, even if I still remembered how why would I write in a style that looks like shit and is harder to read?

My signature is "cursive," it's more of illegible squiggle.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, pretty much

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

He summoned a Lemon Demon!