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submitted 8 months ago by lack@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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German kids are kinder

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

I have German children planted in my yard.

It's my kinder garden.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

[–] Aurelius@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Das ist richtig

[–] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 8 months ago

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

[–] Maco1969@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Alles klar.

[–] erre@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

👏

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As are Dutch kids.

[–] tedvdb@feddit.nl 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No they aren't. There are kinderen.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Only in the plural.

[–] tedvdb@feddit.nl 6 points 8 months ago

In singular(?) it's "kind". So that doesn't work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.