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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So what would you like to be called?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hey im straight but ill still call you a good boy if it makes you happy

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh if only the world worked that way en mass...

[–] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Please. Stop. I can only get so erect!

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t know I was your type. Good to know I have options if I’m in your neck of the woods

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

What can I say. I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bring me bottoms, dad is hungry.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Stamets is my type too, and Fitz from agents of shield, I guess I have a nerdy type

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh Fitz really is something... My poor tortured baby.

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kindly get out of my head please and thank you.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No. Free rent.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I literally fantasize about having a long and intimate conversation with a mycologist while drinking far too many overpriced cocktails at a high end prix fixe restaurant.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I could bore you for hours talking about theoretical biology and evolutionary dynamics, the development and maintenance of pro-social behavior in human evolution, international politics and military strategies, and why dogs are better than cats and vice versa.

Unfortunately, other than having one of my favorite grad school professors being a mycologist, I might not fit your mold, so to speak…

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Listen. As long as we can have intellectually stimulating conversation, cuddles, get to have dogs, raise mushrooms, and smash celestial dust in the formation of an accretion disk then I'm down

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I almsot fit, but I can never get a tattoo. Every time I try shit happens. Like the last time I was going to get one I had the money, my birthday was coming up, and it was gonna fall on a 3 paycheck month, so I started looking into local artists. That was January 2020. Right before everything shut down.☹️

I do have stretched ears though. Got that at least.

[–] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I for one nominate adorable, gentle, slutty, gorgeous, pliable Stamets to link to his OF. I wanna see your bod impaled by the cake guys.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

If I was even remotely attractive enough, I'd be all over that. Throw a set of chastity keys at one of em. Or all of em. Alas, I have titties.