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An Englishman walks through the Scottish highlands... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 11 months ago by Susaga@ttrpg.network to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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Suddenly, he finds himself incredibly thirsty, and without any tea or water on his person. Since he's already slumming it, he heads to a nearby stream and starts cupping water into his mouth.

Immediately, a local farmer starts running up to him shouting "dinnae dram fae tha wa'er! Is full o' pish 'n' shite!"

The Englishman looks up at the farmer and says "I don't speak rural. If you must speak to me, please use the king's English."

The farmer blinks, then slowly and carefully says "I- I was jus' askin' if yer wan'ed a cup?"

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone posted a text pic of this yesterday in shitposting. First comment was a yank getting upset because they considered it racist 🤣

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Naw, it was probably a Confederate.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

I've read this one adapted in Occitan. It works for all colonies !